Today, I went to party with my close friend and know him more than 10 years. He told me that he has been HIV Positive for three years. Next day, He doesnt remmy what happened last night. FML
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Today, I told my dad about my bad grades. He walked up to the phone all suddenly. I asked my sister what was he doing and she said he is calling Gallaudet (DPS) to keep their eye on me. FML.
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Today, I came out of the closet and told my mom that I was gay. She is forcing me to withdraw Gallaudet next semester. FML
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Anonymous
oooo who would that be?
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dude14
oooo who would that be?
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Today, I realized I miss being on my dorm bed because I dont have my own bed at home. FML
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While playing soccer, my shorts ripped halfway from my inner leg to my knee. I wasn’t wearing underwear at the time, FML
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Today, I just found out that I failed a class. I went ahead and emailed my Academic Advisor to register for the same class. Turns out, my new teacher is my mother. FML!
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Anonymous
will be an easy A then
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My gpa is .250. FML
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a gallaudet alumni
well, that is your own fault.
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ha ha ha
bet you are freshmen
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Anonymous
ouch… dumbass
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Anonymous
just like everyone’s assumption: …party much?
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dude14
my gpa is 3.9. i eventually partied too much. all i can say, manage your time. you deserve it. =D
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All my friends told me that my boyfriend is super- creep. He always cheat on me. But I cant find prove. So i recuit my girlfriend to flattery my boyfriend so he will sex with her. Know what?!?!? she did and they are bf/gf now. FML.
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bisongirl
I am sorry, but getting your friend to fuck your boyfriend to prove that he’s cheating on you? There are much better ways of finding out that if he is a cheater or not.
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Today, I woke up angry because I missed my exam. My laptop met the floor in a hurry, shattering. I just found out the exam is tomorrow. FML
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yesiknow
I think I know who you are.. Next time, pay attention when ur final exam is at
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This girl and ive been dating for almost a year now. i dont know how to ask her to be my girlfriend. now winter break is coming up! FML
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Anonymous
you are really stupid because you said you guys have been dating for a almost year and you don’t even know that you guys are girlfriend/boyfriend- WTF is wrong with you?
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I asked my girlfriend who’s EIC of Buff n Blue and she asked me what EIC was… FML
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ENG 50
I’m sure you don’t know what EIC means too so FYL
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My girlfriend bust me jerking off.. she left me FML
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Anonymous
wtf? did she know that it’s normal as long as nobody did it for you? she’s lame.
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Today, I was cleaning my room and found the reason why I wake up at random times when my bed shakes. I thought it was my neighbor’s alarm but it was my vibrator randomly turning on and off. FML.
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Today, my ex-girlfriend wants to hook up with me for only month, then she’s going to let me go in next semester. FML.
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a certain frat guy because I was not cool enough for her. Well, a few years ago I turned down a bid from the same frat because she told me she was afraid I’d never make time for her. FML
fyl 7:53 pm on December 28, 2009 Permalink |
FYL. thank god i have deaf parents who do not coddle me like hearing parents would.