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  • Today, I went to party with my close friend and know him more than 10 years. He told me that he has been HIV Positive for three years. Next day, He doesnt remmy what happened last night. FML

    January 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -14

     
  • Today, I told my dad about my bad grades. He walked up to the phone all suddenly. I asked my sister what was he doing and she said he is calling Gallaudet (DPS) to keep their eye on me. FML.

    December 26, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -21

     
    • fyl 7:53 pm on December 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      FYL. thank god i have deaf parents who do not coddle me like hearing parents would.

  • Today, I came out of the closet and told my mom that I was gay. She is forcing me to withdraw Gallaudet next semester. FML

    December 26, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -10

     
    • Anonymous 12:55 am on December 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      oooo who would that be?

    • dude14 12:58 am on December 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      oooo who would that be?

  • Today, I realized I miss being on my dorm bed because I dont have my own bed at home. FML

    December 26, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +22 / -6

     
  • While playing soccer, my shorts ripped halfway from my inner leg to my knee. I wasn’t wearing underwear at the time, FML

    December 25, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -9

     
  • Today, I just found out that I failed a class. I went ahead and emailed my Academic Advisor to register for the same class. Turns out, my new teacher is my mother. FML!

    December 22, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 10:04 pm on December 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      will be an easy A then

  • My gpa is .250. FML

    December 22, 2009 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -9

     
    • a gallaudet alumni 12:56 pm on December 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      well, that is your own fault.

    • ha ha ha 12:38 am on December 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      bet you are freshmen

    • Anonymous 1:49 am on December 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      ouch… dumbass

    • Anonymous 1:02 am on December 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      just like everyone’s assumption: …party much?

    • dude14 12:57 am on December 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      my gpa is 3.9. i eventually partied too much. all i can say, manage your time. you deserve it. =D

  • All my friends told me that my boyfriend is super- creep. He always cheat on me. But I cant find prove. So i recuit my girlfriend to flattery my boyfriend so he will sex with her. Know what?!?!? she did and they are bf/gf now. FML.

    December 19, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -14

     
    • bisongirl 12:40 am on December 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I am sorry, but getting your friend to fuck your boyfriend to prove that he’s cheating on you? There are much better ways of finding out that if he is a cheater or not.

  • Today, I woke up angry because I missed my exam. My laptop met the floor in a hurry, shattering. I just found out the exam is tomorrow. FML

    December 19, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -8

     
    • yesiknow 11:33 pm on December 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I think I know who you are.. Next time, pay attention when ur final exam is at ;)

  • This girl and ive been dating for almost a year now. i dont know how to ask her to be my girlfriend. now winter break is coming up! FML

    December 19, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -16

     
    • Anonymous 11:13 pm on December 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      you are really stupid because you said you guys have been dating for a almost year and you don’t even know that you guys are girlfriend/boyfriend- WTF is wrong with you?

  • I asked my girlfriend who’s EIC of Buff n Blue and she asked me what EIC was… FML

    December 19, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -14

     
    • ENG 50 4:08 pm on December 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’m sure you don’t know what EIC means too so FYL

  • My girlfriend bust me jerking off.. she left me FML

    December 19, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -10

     
    • Anonymous 7:00 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      wtf? did she know that it’s normal as long as nobody did it for you? she’s lame.

  • Today, I was cleaning my room and found the reason why I wake up at random times when my bed shakes. I thought it was my neighbor’s alarm but it was my vibrator randomly turning on and off. FML.

    December 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -8

     
  • Today, my ex-girlfriend wants to hook up with me for only month, then she’s going to let me go in next semester. FML.

    December 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -14

     
  • Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a certain frat guy because I was not cool enough for her. Well, a few years ago I turned down a bid from the same frat because she told me she was afraid I’d never make time for her. FML

    December 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -7

     
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